Peter Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Peter Parker Jokes More Peter Parker Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

How does Harry Potter do web design?

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