Peter Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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China Jokes More China Jokes

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms?

Southwesteros

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Neverland Jokes More Neverland Jokes

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Barbeque Jokes More Barbeque Jokes

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill