Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's!

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!