Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!