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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's!

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What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!