What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.