What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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He used the Hookshot!

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About 60 pounds.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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Because Peter denied him three times.

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Bunnies squirm too much.

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He wasn't koalafied!