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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.