What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.