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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch