Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!