Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland