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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.