Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)