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What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle?

A Bouncer

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!