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What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy