What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy