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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists