Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.