Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

When Shall We Meet Again?

By Miles Apart

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.