Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)
Rastafriedrice
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Namaste.
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
They were trying to start a business.
Wait for him to give it back.
Fangsgiving Day.
He was in The Nile
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.