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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.