Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People... I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.