What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.