What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall