Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Darth Mall Jokes More Darth Mall Jokes

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!