Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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They don't like pulling out.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

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The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

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