Darth Deciduous
A sithy.
None. They like it on the dark side.
The Maul.
The Darth Mall.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
Count Spooku
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
He had a fear of commitment
Common sense.
Because they take everything literally.
Misspell the paunch line.
An astronaut.
It isn't hard.
First grade
Forced jokes.
To get to the dark side.
Because he is an x-boxer
He didn't have the balls to do it.