Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.