Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.