Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.