Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**