Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.