Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Because he had low elf esteem.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
He's been living under The Rock.
Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)