Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)