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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.