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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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Santa's little Elvis.

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I don't know

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It's not there.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.