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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku