Which vitamine are feminists missing?

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.