What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.