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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.