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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.