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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.