What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.