What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.