What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.