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What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language