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What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.