Shopping Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Exhibit Jokes More Exhibit Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

Radical Feminist Jokes More Radical Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room!

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop