Shopping Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Captain Hook Jokes More Captain Hook Jokes

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.