How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.