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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!