How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!