What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.