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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.