Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.