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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.