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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!