What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Algorithm.

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The pro-lease department

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He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!