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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs