What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs