What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

The fam copter

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs