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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!