What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs