What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!