Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..