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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star