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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..