Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What Is An Doge?

Much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..