Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.