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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!