Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..