What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.