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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope