What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.