What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's