What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.