Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.