Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!