Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness