Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull