Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.