Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).