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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*