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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.