Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!