Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

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Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!