Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!