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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.