Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!