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Obese Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Cake Cake Cake Jokes More Cake Cake Cake Jokes

What is a white supremacist's favorite dessert?

Cake Cake Cake

What's a racist's favorite dessert?

Cake Cake Cake

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Clickbait Jokes More Clickbait Jokes

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Chin Teller Jokes More Chin Teller Jokes