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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Fortune Teller Jokes More Fortune Teller Jokes

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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