Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

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On OkilyDokilyCupid

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What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.