Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.