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Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Lazy Person Jokes More Lazy Person Jokes

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Ned Flanders Jokes More Ned Flanders Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Lazy People Jokes More Lazy People Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.