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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.