Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Shoebox Jokes More Shoebox Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Barstool Jokes More Barstool Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.