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Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!