Fitness Jokes

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.