How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.