How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why don't blondes like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.