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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!