How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.