How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.