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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.