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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them