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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon