How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.