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Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Believe in reincarnation.
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Because their daddies were mummies.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
He wanted to double his prophets.
