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From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
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King Nottocommon
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!
He wanted to double his prophets.
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
