What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What is the quickest way to double your money?

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