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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank