What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!