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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.