Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

More satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

Removed

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!