Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking