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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.