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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

All of them.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.