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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.