Black Guy Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

All of them.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Warden Jokes More Warden Jokes

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

5 Black Guy Jokes More 5 Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction