Black Guy Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.