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Black Guy Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

All of them.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

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Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

Warden Jokes More Warden Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.