Black Guy Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

April Sale

Your Age Is Only Math

$5.99

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

April Sale

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$14.99 $19.99

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

All of them.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

You might also enjoy:

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

10 Black Guy Jokes More 10 Black Guy Jokes

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Pga Tour Jokes More Pga Tour Jokes