Black Guy Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

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To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.