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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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Who lives in the White House?

The black man

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.