What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect