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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

5 Leg Jokes More 5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka