What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK