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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."