What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.