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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.