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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood