What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.