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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!