What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood