What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers