What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!