What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!