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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!