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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!