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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.