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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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With your figure of speech

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!