Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"