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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.