Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.