Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus?

Ten tickles

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.