Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...