Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.