Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.