Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.