If most people leave before shooting starts.
Super Barrio Mothers
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!
Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
Pants.
You can't tuna fish!
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
Cannelonely!
Putinesca
You pay for the pizza.
Tip him for the pizza.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
I think I'm coming down with something.
Ten tickles
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Because people cry when they get onions naked.