Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.