Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.