Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Spaghetto Jokes More Spaghetto Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

School Shooter Jokes More School Shooter Jokes

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.