If most people leave before shooting starts.
Super Barrio Mothers
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!
Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Tip him for the pizza.
You pay for the pizza.
Waba Fett
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
An egg can stay in the cup longer
They fixed it because their the fawns
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
The type of gas used.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
Flatulence