Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*