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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now