What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's Black &amp Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.