What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.