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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker