What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes