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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed