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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.