Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit