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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.