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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Whats 1+0?

Babies

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.