Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

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Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada