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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."