What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo