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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...