What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo