What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac