What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.