What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.