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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!