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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

B1 Jokes More B1 Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF